THE STRIP T

Lubbock used to be a dry county. So to get alcohol, you had to find some poor schlep to drive 13 miles out to a place called THE STRIP. Everyone would write their orders on a Taco Cabana receipt and throw wads of cash into a ball and hand it over. There was never enough money, so poor schlep had to cover the rest. THE STRIP had big lights and looked like a white trash Las Vegas. This shirt is made from cotton and stuff. Show everyone you’re old as dirt and buy this shirt.\

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico