THE SPOON T

If you ever woke up with your mouth stained crimson red AND the unrelenting feeling that monkeys were bowling in your head, you probably spent an evening at The Spoon. The Cherry Bomb pitchers contained more sugar than a silo full of Fun Dip and were a guaranteed recipe for an evening of bad decisions. And that new shirt you wore the night before, destroyed. Those red stains will never come out. Ever. But you were born to make bad decisions . . . so make another one right now and buy this shirt.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico