TECH WRECK T

You can laugh now, but back in the day you were a real train wreck. Admit it. In college you put on a lot of weight and really let yourself go. That's what happens when you drink every night and then hit Cabana for a dozen tortillas and a bowl of queso. You also got put on academic probation more than once and humiliated your parents. That alone might have caused the stroke . . . we'll never know. But that's in the past. Today you’re flying high and are busy recruiting people into your multi-level marketing business. You’ve made it. Celebrate the past with this 100% cotton t-shirt. Buy it now or go back to being a real loser.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico