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MIDNIGHT RODEO T
MIDNIGHT RODEO T
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
These words were spoken by the late, great Dean Vernon Wormer of Faber College. And today, they mean more than ever . . . especially with regard to this shirt in particular. Why? Because just thinking about going to Midnight Rodeo was in itself a full-on acknowledgement to yourself, your God, and your country that you treat your body like a styrofoam cooler and your brain like an old Army boot. A 1998 Harvard Study found that a single night at the Rodeo reduced life expectancy by 8 months and had the effect on an otherwise healthy adult body that was equivalent to eating a carton of cigarettes and drinking 2 liters of 10W 30 Quaker State. Buy this shirt or get Mesothelioma.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
These words were spoken by the late, great Dean Vernon Wormer of Faber College. And today, they mean more than ever . . . especially with regard to this shirt in particular. Why? Because just thinking about going to Midnight Rodeo was in itself a full-on acknowledgement to yourself, your God, and your country that you treat your body like a styrofoam cooler and your brain like an old Army boot. A 1998 Harvard Study found that a single night at the Rodeo reduced life expectancy by 8 months and had the effect on an otherwise healthy adult body that was equivalent to eating a carton of cigarettes and drinking 2 liters of 10W 30 Quaker State. Buy this shirt or get Mesothelioma.
• 100% cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²)
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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