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MIDNIGHT RODEO HOODIE
MIDNIGHT RODEO HOODIE
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"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
These words were spoken by the late, great Dean Vernon Wormer of Faber College. And today, they mean more than ever . . . especially with regard to this shirt in particular. Why? Because just thinking about going to Midnight Rodeo was in itself a full-on acknowledgement to yourself, your God, and your country that you treat your body like a styrofoam cooler and your brain like an old Army boot. A 1998 Harvard Study found that a single night at the Rodeo reduced life expectancy by 8 months and had the effect on an otherwise healthy adult body that was equivalent to eating a carton of cigarettes and drinking 2 liters of 10W 30 Quaker State. Buy this shirt or get Mesothelioma.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
These words were spoken by the late, great Dean Vernon Wormer of Faber College. And today, they mean more than ever . . . especially with regard to this shirt in particular. Why? Because just thinking about going to Midnight Rodeo was in itself a full-on acknowledgement to yourself, your God, and your country that you treat your body like a styrofoam cooler and your brain like an old Army boot. A 1998 Harvard Study found that a single night at the Rodeo reduced life expectancy by 8 months and had the effect on an otherwise healthy adult body that was equivalent to eating a carton of cigarettes and drinking 2 liters of 10W 30 Quaker State. Buy this shirt or get Mesothelioma.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
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