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Lubbock stinks. Yes, it’s a pun and it’s low-hanging fruit. We love Lubbock, but it does not smell very good. When that shit stench rises and the wind blows in, brace yourself, especially if you’re a newcomer. It’s a doozy. It’ll make you think Andy Duphrene was lucky to crawl through a tunnel of poop because at least he was heading for the light. You’re stuck. Forever. Just kidding, but maybe. This shirt is cotton and smells new. You want it. You need it. You will buy it now.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico