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Lone Wolf was a legendary restaurant that served average food. But booze has magical powers. At the stroke of 2am, this taco joint morphed into a sought-after 5-star restaurant with a line out the door. Perhaps your drunk ass made it here a time or two but you don’t remember because you were on day 18 of a 34-day bender before your parent’s yanked your ass out and moved you back home. My friend Murph spent $82 of 1995 money at this place on a single order for himself. He wrote a check. Chaos ensued on his bowels. Here’s a t-shirt. Buy it or get high cholesterol.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico