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One time I was at J Pat’s on a crowded Thursday night when one of the ceiling fans came undone and fell onto a table like a malfunctioning helicopter slamming into a mountain. It hit a young lady on the head but didn’t cause any real injury. This was a lawsuit ready to be launched. Instead, she settled for a free tab for an undetermined amount of time and disaster was averted. The 90s ruled. Buy this shirt in memory of that ceiling fan that kept the smoke circulating and cooled patrons for centuries.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico