J PAT'S INITIAL HAT
J PAT'S INITIAL HAT
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$25.00 USD
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$25.00 USD
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This is a J Pat’s letter and script hat. It’s fancy. If I could sell a J Pat’s robe on here, I would. But I don’t know how so here is another hat to honor the great bar so we never forget. It’s made in a factory with textiles and threads and machines from far away lands. It comes in different colors. It has a size adjustment thing. It’s quality stuff, just like you. Purchase this hat today and it will arrive at your house in the future. Do it now. Right now. Buy it. You will purchase this hat now.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.
IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.