J PAT'S HAT

This is a J Pat’s script hat. It was first worn by Spanish Conquistadors when they invaded Las Vegas in the 1600s. It’s machine-made with strong threads and features and adjustable thing that makes it fit any size head. The refined petroleum used in the plastic snap was drilled where the original Cowpokes once stood. Interestingly enough, Lyndon B. Johnston wore this same hat when he signed the Declaration of Independence. Buying this hat will solve all of your problems.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.