EASTER BASH T

Nothing says “I’m celebrating the resurrection” like thousands of drugged-up, drunk kids partying the day away and lighting couches on fire on Easter Sunday. But that’s exactly what took place. Easter Bash was like a field party but it was held on a driving range. It was chaos. This shirt is made from cotton and was blessed by The Pope. Buy it or face eternal damnation.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico