CONFERENCE STITCH HAT

Conference Cafe was on 4th street next to Jumbo Joe’s. I could write a dissertation on this place and the times I had in it. First, let’s discuss dollar wells. They had them daily from 5-7 I believe. It’s all a little fuzzy, then and now. Dollar wells were a gift from the gods. They were concocted from liquids that were supposedly safe for human consumption. We would double fist them and then the price would skyrocket to 2 dollars. This hat is made from a bunch of fibers and twines and strings and stuff. It has no visible blood stains or rips. If you buy it, you’ll prove to everyone that you’re employed.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.