BRANDY'S T

Brandy’s was located somewhere on Slide Road between 19th and 4th. It was a decent little dive bar that served ice cold beer in 24-pound, three-inch-thick glass bowls known as schooners. It had a very Regal Beagle-esque vibe and would have been the perfect place to have a drink with Larry Dallas or Ralph Furley. I once saw my friend Brandon get into a scuffle and bonk his opponent on the head with his schooner. Violence is not the answer. Buy this shirt or get your ass kicked.

IMPORTANT NOTE:
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. It'll get there soon . . . so go watch another episode of Hoarders and cool your engines.

T-SHIRT STATS FOR THE GILDAN 5000

 • 100% cotton
 • Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester
 • Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester
 • Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester
 • Fabric weight: 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²) 
 • Open-end yarn
 • Tubular fabric
 • Taped neck and shoulders
 • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
 • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, Mexico