806 HAT

This is an 806 hat. It says 806 across the top to remind you and anyone around you of the amount you owe on your past due electric bill. It’s a shame that you squandered all your money on Stanley cups and fidget spinners. It’s time to start making better decisions and steer your waterlogged ship in the right direction. The only way to do that is through Scientology and hats. This hat. Buy it now.

Classic trucker cap style with a cool fabric blend.

• 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester
• Structured, five-panel, high profile
• Flat bill
• Snapback closure
• Snapback closure
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ (53.3 cm–58.4 cm)
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh

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